You use a knife to slice my head and weep beside me when I am dead. What am I?

What goes up when rain comes down?

Can you guess the next letter in the series? "CYGTNLIT"

What has one eye but cannot see?

A pet shop owner had a parrot with a sign on its cage that said "Parrot repeats everything it hears." A young man bought the parrot and for two weeks he spoke to it and it didn't say a word. He returned the parrot but the shopkeeper said he

What gets broken without being hold?

Two people are born at the same moment, but they don't have the same birthdays. How could this be?

I'm where yesterday follows today and tomorrow is in the middle. What am I?

I am a vegetable that bugs stay away from. What am I?

What jumps when it walks and sits when it stands?

What is the end of everything?

I am a bird, I am a fruit and I am a person. What am I?