"I'll aim for world domination with more diplomacy and take smaller steps instead of conquering everything and murdering the local inhabitants."

"I will take up a new hobby that doesn't involve conquering nations - maybe knitting, gardening or travelling. But I will definitely avoid Augsburg."

"I will stop delaying things and will lead my people to the promised land. No more wandering aimlessly!"

"I will give my speeches a comedic twist – a funny remark in every speech to lighten the mood during tough times. I will drink less alcohol and smoke less cigars.”

"I will steal from the rich and give to the poor... and finally invest in some archery lessons – can't have the Merry Men outshooting me!"

"In the interest of my own safety, I will be a little more cautious about unexpected gatherings of senators.”

: "I will have more fun this year! I'll turn every serious moment into a funny one. Less people will die in my plays. I'll treat life like it's a big stage, and I'll be the comedian in the play. So, my goal for the next year is to laugh a l

"I will build an even bigger pyramid, but this time with a built-in water slide – because even ancient rulers need to have some fun in the afterlife!"

"I will limit my marriages to just one this year and refrain from any more beheadings. After all, who needs that much drama in their life?"

"I will invest more time in map-reading skills and triple-checking my GPS coordinates. No more accidental trips to unknown territories!"

"This year, I swear to avoid any theaters, just to be on the safe side. I'll stick to Netflix and chill, and I will grow a magnificent beard."

"I will take a lot more warm clothes next time I want to visit Moscow."