Would you rather never celebrate Thanksgiving again OR never celebrate Valentine's Day again?

Would you rather get to lead the Thanksgiving Day parade OR get to eat Thanksgiving dinner with your favorite celebrity?

Would you rather have a pet turkey OR a pumpkin farm?

Would you rather have the best tasting Thanksgiving dinner you can imagine with a group of strangers OR have an only okay tasting Thanksgiving dinner with your family and friends?

Would you rather cancel Thanksgiving OR cancel Halloween?

Would you rather have to write a 5 paragraph essay on what you are thankful for OR have to solve a page of Thanksgiving-themed word problems?

Would you rather have to eat a piece of pumpkin pie in which the cook accidentally switched the salt and the sugar OR have to eat a bowl of mashed potatoes that contains three flies?

Would you rather eat Thanksgiving dinner with a large group of extended family and friends OR eat with just your immediate family and a few close friends?

Would you rather eat Thanksgiving dinner at 10:00am OR eat Thanksgiving dinner at 10:00pm?

Would you rather not be allowed to talk during Thanksgiving dinner OR not be allowed to have dessert on Thanksgiving?

Would you rather wash your hair with mashed potatoes OR have to take a bath in gravy?

Would you rather watch football after dinner OR play football after dinner?

Would you rather have to eat only cranberry sauce for a day OR eat only gravy for a day?