Would you rather watch football after dinner OR play football after dinner?

Would you rather drink flat sparkling cider OR cold hot chocolate?

Would you rather have to eat a piece of pumpkin pie in which the cook accidentally switched the salt and the sugar OR have to eat a bowl of mashed potatoes that contains three flies?

Would you rather not be allowed to talk during Thanksgiving dinner OR not be allowed to have dessert on Thanksgiving?

Would you rather shop on Black Friday OR Cyber Monday?

Would you rather cancel Thanksgiving OR cancel Halloween?

Would you rather eat your entire Thanksgiving dinner with no utensils OR have to sit at the table in a snowsuit?

Would you rather take a nap after eating OR take a walk after eating?

Would you rather have the best tasting Thanksgiving dinner you can imagine with a group of strangers OR have an only okay tasting Thanksgiving dinner with your family and friends?

Would you rather wash your hair with mashed potatoes OR have to take a bath in gravy?

Would you rather have to write a 5 paragraph essay on what you are thankful for OR have to solve a page of Thanksgiving-themed word problems?

Would you rather never celebrate Thanksgiving again OR never celebrate Valentine's Day again?