There once was a fly on the wall, I wonder, why didn’t it fall? Because its feet stuck? Or was it just luck? Or does gravity miss things so small?

A tutor who tooted the flute Tried to tutor two tooters to toot Said the two to the tutor “Is it tougher to toot or To tutor two tooters to toot?”

There once was a boy named Dan, who wanted to fry in a pan. He tried and he tried, and eventually died, that weird little boy named Dan.

There was a young woman named Bright, Whose speed was much faster than light. She set out one day, In a relative way, And returned on the previous night.

No woodsman would cut a wood, would he If woods would be woodless – nor should he. Yet no woodcutter would Cut a woody-wood wood If no woodsmen cut woody woods, would he?

There was an old man of Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke in the night, With a terrible fright, And found it was perfectly true.

If you catch a chinchilla in Chile And cut off its beard, willy-nilly You can honestly say That you have just made A Chilean chinchilla's chin chilly

Hickory Dickory dock, the mouse ran up the clock; the clock struck one and down he run; hickory Dickory dock.

There was a young schoolboy of Rye, Who was baked by mistake in a pie. To his mother’s disgust, He emerged through the crust, And exclaimed, with a yawn, Where am I?