Would you rather have Disneyland all to yourself, or be with all your friends at our school playground?

Would you rather carry around a big sign that says "All my friends are chipmunks" or would you rather have tiny Christmas trees growing out of your head?

Would you rather have chips and salsa, or chips and guacamole?

Would you rather have bananas for fingers, or watermelons for feet?

Would you rather eat lunch all by yourself or in a huge crowd?

Would you rather have to move to a country where you didn't understand or speak their language at all, or would you rather obsessively call out the time in a loud voice every 5 minutes?

Would you rather own a perfume breathing dragon or a Kangaroo who could only spin in circles?

Would you rather have to wear clothes made of paper bags every day to school, or have to go barefoot all winter?

Would you rather watch a tadpole grow into a frog, or a caterpillar turn into a butterfly?

Would you rather everyone in the world look exactly like you, or have to use only outdoor toilets a half mile from your house?

Would you rather dive into a pool of slime or hold a snake for one hour?

Would you rather ride on a donkey or a whale?

Would you rather have a skunk for a pet, or a rhino?