would you rather have the best tasting Thanksgiving dinner you can imagine with a group of strangers OR have an only okay tasting thanksgiving dinner with your family and friends?

would you rather wash your hair with mashed potatoes OR have to take a bath in gravy?

would you rather not be allowed to talk during Thanksgiving dinner OR not be allowed to have dessert on Thanksgiving?

would you rather be a turkey farmer or a pilgrim?

would you rather eat Thanksgiving dinner with your family OR eat Thanksgiving dinner with 3 celebrities of your choice?

would you rather never celebrate Thanksgiving again OR never celebrate Halloween again?

would you rather eat Thanksgiving dinner with a large group of extended family and friends OR eat with just you immediate family and a few close friends?

would you rather eat your entire Thanksgiving dinner with no eating utensils OR have to sit at the table in your swimsuit and a pilgrim hat?

would you rather have a turkey live in your room OR share your room with 5 family members for Thanksgiving?

would you rather have to sing a song by yourself in front of your class OR have to walk around with mashed potatoes on your head for one school day?

would you rather have to eat a piece of pumpkin pie in which the cook accidentally switched the salt and sugar OR have to eat a bowl of mashed potatoes that contains a fly?

would you rather have to eat only cranberry sauce for a day OR have to eat only gravy for a day?