She was a very fat jolly lady who always wore glasses with brightly coloured frames and she was always sitting in the headmaster´s office behind her desk. Who is she?

Which one is not a synonym of "bum"? Bottom, Posterior, Butler

They are identical twins, a boy and a girl, the school bullies. Who are they?

Bumfresh was... purple / made of recycled paper / moist in the front and dry on the back

"The Tortoise" was the headmaster´s / Bob´s / Mr Dust´s secretary´s nickname

She was a hand model, only seven years older than Joe. Who is she?

The reason why Joe and Bob stob being friends is that Bob doesn´t like that Joe had paid The Grubbs money to stop bullying him / Bob doesn´t like that Joe is rich / Bob has a new friend

He was short and fat, just like his son. Harier in a lot of places too, apart from his head which was bld and shiny. Before becoming rich he used to work in a vast loo-roll factory. Who is he?

She was a hand model only seven years older than Joe. Who is she?

For his birthday Joe wanted a new racing car / more money / a friend

She was the dinner-lady at school. Who is she?

Joe is ... years old

Joe gets angry at his dad and runs away because he finds out that...his dad and Sapphire got engaged/ his dad had got Miss Spite Sacked and paid Lauren to like him/ Bumfresh has made people's bottoms go purple