Would you rather have to sneeze every time you laugh or have to hop on one foot every time you get angry?

Would you rather be able to talk to animals or speak all human languages fluently?

Would you rather always have a piece of food stuck in your teeth or always have a bad hair day?

Would you rather have a giant nose or giant ears?

Would you rather always have to wear a clown nose or clown shoes?

Would you rather only be able to communicate through emojis or only be able to speak in rhyme?

Would you rather have to wear wet socks for the rest of your life or have a pebble in your shoe every day?

Would you rather have a personal theme song that plays every time you enter a room or have confetti fall from the ceiling every time you leave?

Would you rather only be able to whisper or only be able to shout?

Would you rather have a rewind button for your life or a pause button?

Would you rather always smell like pizza or always smell like garlic?

Would you rather have a permanent unibrow or a permanent mustache?

Would you rather have a photographic memory or be able to forget anything you want?