A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest

What goes up and down but doesn't move?

You walk into a room that contains a match, a kerosene lamp, a candle, and a fireplace. What would you light first?

What can you catch but not throw?

How many bananas can you eat if your stomach is empty?

The more of this there is, the less you see. What is it?

What has one eye but can't see?

A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him underwater for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?

What has hands but cannot clap?

I’m not an airplane, but I can fly through the sky. I’m not a river, but I’m full of water. What am I?

What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right?

If a rooster lays an egg on the exact peak of a barn, which side does it fall?

Where does today come before yesterday?