What is always late and never present now?

The little rabbit went outside and ran around in the pouring rain for hours, yet not a single strand of hair got wet. How can this be?

When does April comes before January?

What can be big, white, dirty and wicked?

How can you make the equation true by moving only one matchstick?

If you can find a turtle in the aquarium, dogs in a pound and birds in their nests, where can you find fish?

I can run fast and slow, I can be high or low. I can slip through most anything, and am needed by both the poor and kings. What am I?

Joe, Dennis, Maya, Angel, MJ, Abby, Zoe, Ray, Nicole and Brad were in an airplane crash and every single person died on board. However, when the ambulance arrived they discovered Nicole and Brad still alive. How did this happen?

What has feet on the inside but not on the outside?

I am a fruit, I am a bird and I am also a person. What am I?

I have cities, but no houses. I have mountains, but no trees. I have water, but no fish. What am I?

I come from a mine and get surrounded by wood always. Everyone uses me. What am I?