Would you rather have a personal cloud that follows you everywhere, making it shady and rainy all the time, or be followed by a marching band wherever you go?

Would you rather never be able to use a towel and have to drip-dry after every shower the rest of your life, or immediately move to Chile?

Would you rather be followed by a persistent mariachi band wherever you go or have to wear a chicken suit wherever you go?

Would you rather have the power to make people instantly fall asleep with a simple shush or be able to make people burst into laughter with a single joke?

Would you rather be known for your amazing fashion sense, and always look good no matter what, or be a master chess player?

Would you rather have the ability to fly but only while loudly singing show tunes, or have the power of invisibility, but you constantly emit the sound of a foghorn?

Would you rather live in a treehouse deep in the forest with modern technology or in a luxurious mansion in a bustling city but with no technology?

Would you rather always have to whisper loudly or always have to shout softly?

Would you rather have the ability to instantly change your appearance at will or be able to charm anyone with your words effortlessly?

Would you rather be able to travel back in time and witness historical events as a silent observer or travel to the future and have the ability to share your experiences with others?

Would you rather have a superpower that lets you instantly clean and organize any mess or a superpower that lets you to shapeshift into any object?

Would you rather only eat dishes that contain shellfish for the rest of your life or only eat dishes that contain mushrooms?