Would you rather have no one to show up for your wedding or your funeral?

Would you rather never be able to wear makeup again or never be able to leave the house without a full face of makeup, but you can only use kids’ makeup?

Would you rather lose all of your teeth or all of your hair?

Would you rather swim 300 meters through shit or dead bodies?

Would you rather have the legs of a frog or the head of a fly?

Would you rather be (stranded) in the (jungle) or in the desert? abandonado / selva

Would you rather eat shit that tasted like chocolate, or eat chocolate that tasted like crap?

Would you rather only be able to whisper or only be able to shout?

Would you rather share your house with a family of rats, or live with your parents forever?

Would you rather be (trapped) in a small room with 10,000 tarantulas for 10 minutes, or eat 10 tarantulas in 10 minutes? preso