Tin coffee pots and iron coffee pots They're no use to me - If I can't have a proper cup of coffee In a proper copper coffee pot I'll have a cup of tea.

All I want is a proper cup of coffee, Made in a proper copper coffee pot I may be off my dot But I want a cup of coffee From a proper coffee pot.

Luke Luck likes lakes. Luke’s duck likes lakes. Luke Luck licks lakes. Luke’s duck licks lakes.

A tree-toad loved a she-toad Who lived up in a tree. He was a two-toed tree-toad, But a three-toed toad was she.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn’t very fuzzy, was he?

Betty Botter bought a bit of butter. “But,” she said, “this bit of butter’s bitter.

If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers Where’s the peck of pickled peppers that Peter Piper picked?

A tutor who tooted the flute tried to tutor two tooters to toot. Said the two to their tutor: "Is it harder to toot, Or to tutor two tooters to toot?"

But the two-toed tree-toad tried in vain; He couldn't please her whim. From her tree-toad bower, With her three-toed power, The she-toad vetoed him.

She sells sea shells by the seashore And the shells she sells by the seashore are sea shells for sure.

If you must cross a course cross cow across a crowded cow crossing, cross the cross coarse cow across the crowded cow crossing carefully.

I saw Susie sitting in a shoe shine shop. Where she shines, she sits, and where she sits, she shines.

If practice makes perfect and perfect needs practice, I’m perfectly practised and practically perfect.