“I forget things almost instantly. It runs in my family… well, at least I think it does… hmm, where are they?”

“You’re a little scary sometimes, you know that? Brilliant ... but scary.”

“This’ll be fun. We’ll stay up late, swapping manly stories, and in the morning… I’m making waffles!”

“My name is Dug. I have just met you and I love you”

"You sold your soul to the devil when you put on your first pair of Jimmy Choos. I saw it."

“4:00, wallow in self-pity. 4:30, stare into the abyss. 5:00, solve world hunger, tell no one. 5:30, jazzercize; 6:30, dinner with me. I can't cancel that again. 7:00, wrestle with my self-loathing"

"Life's climb. But the view is great"

"I love you 3000"