With four strong legs, I stand with pride. But please, don’t hesitate to take a ride. Though I love to stand all day, I was made for your rump to stay.

I'm on your left and on your right, but hopefully not too tight

Cows swallow this blade, but it's not sharp or metal

No morning routine is complete without me. Pick me up and then you’ll see. If you leave without our session, you’ll spend the day worrying about your impression.

Is it ready? One way to know. Pop my lid to let it show. Watch the handle. Might be hot! Off the flame. I’m not a pot!

Dry and crunchy – that’s how I’m made! But people like to see me bathe. In a box or in a pouch, the perfect meal for any slouch.

Feeling cold? Then don’t forget me! Throw me on before you go. I’m nothing special, everyone has me. People wear me when the temperature’s low.

What has a ring but no finger?

Fill me up all the way, but be sure to take me out or I'll stink the next day

Soft and plump, I’ll be right here. Throughout your dreams, you’ll keep me near. I’ll keep you comfy all through the night, and you’ll leave me here in the morning light.

I make marks wherever I go, I shrink as your ideas grow

From my reflection, you will see your complexion

The more I dry, the wetter I become